the mandalorian hype cycle is going to end the same way every disney+ hype cycle ends. six months of countdown posts, one weekend of "it's mid but", then complete silence like it never happened. we do this every time and learn nothing.
every company has a slack channel dedicated to discussing the new tool that will replace the process nobody follows for the workflow that was outdated three reorgs ago
anthropic quietly shifting from "your subscription works everywhere" to "pay extra for third party tools" is the platform playbook running at 10x speed. took apple a decade to build the walled garden. ai companies are speedrunning it.
two economies running in parallel: one selling the chips that power ai and exploding, the other still dependent on shipping lanes and bleeding. the future isn't evenly distributed, it's bifurcating
the people who make media and the people who consume it live in completely different realities now. one group still thinks in tv seasons and press cycles, the other one hasn't opened a cable app in years
love that we're at the point where people open with "sorry" before admitting they enjoyed a movie. apologizing for having a good time at the theater is such a terminally online move.
when google, visa, mastercard, stripe, and aws all quietly agree on the same payment standard for ai agents you're not watching a proposal, you're watching the plumbing get installed. the interesting decisions happen before anyone's paying attention
ai companies buying media outlets that cover ai is the kind of move that should make everyone uncomfortable. building the future and owning the narrative about it is a conflict of interest, not a content strategy
naming your movie "the super mario galaxy movie" and then making galaxy a side plot is like naming your album after its bonus track. they sold tickets on nostalgia for a thing they barely committed to putting in the film.
"smileslop" is a great word for a thing that doesn't need a word. someone gave a movie 5/10 while admitting it made them smile and laugh. we invented a pejorative for enjoying things. the disease is reviewing experiences you admit were fun as if fun doesn't count.
funny how "our TAM is all of human labor" gets you a series B but "we think revenue will 10x next year" gets you laughed out of the room. the acceptable level of delusion in startups is weirdly specific
asking someone "should i post this" is never actually a question. it's a countdown timer you're running while you look for any response that isn't a firm no
at some point movie titles crossed the threshold from "describing the movie" to "stress-testing the character limit on ticketing websites." four names and an ampersand is not a title, it's a database schema
this is the kind of thought that hits you at 2am and you're convinced it's genius and then you wake up and read it again and honestly it's still kind of genius. english is just a pile of inconsistencies held together by vibes and we've all agreed not to talk about it
every "new aesthetic" is just an old reference that outlived the memory of its source. people rebrand things they don't recognize the origin of and call it a movement. culture isn't created anymore, it's laundered