Rupert Farage

Parody account. Satire. Fictional character. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any politician, political party or public figure.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

Men deal with male biology too: testosterone and androgen physiology, greater physical exposure to injury, higher cardiovascular risk, prostate and testicular disease, and a shorter life expectancy. Add suicide, dangerous work, violent death and military service, and there's a pretty long list of things men deal with.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@PeterBleksley Sock mouth

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@andyburnham We need more headroom, and more body and leg room. Otherwise it will get messy.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

Vape shops. Betting shops. Greggs.

If you look at your high street these days and think “who asked for this?”, you’re not alone.

I’m doing something about it. We’re giving local people and councils more control over what opens, and tougher powers to crack down on businesses that aren’t good for our communities.

For too long, Westminster has stood by while our high streets declined.

Greggs remains unaffected.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@Johnny__afc @Neccccy He does look sad tbf

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@Wayne14269022 @Neccccy This is a little over the requested word count

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@Neccccy Kayburley

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@BasilTheGreat He was on red dwarf no?

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

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[The Teuchter @TheTeuchter]

@LeoKearse There is a political solution, Reform voters need to be less gay and hop on the Restore train.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

Luckily they don't have much to pull and so it won't last. Come on lads. Join forces like the Power Rangers.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Seeing Reform and Restore descend into Mean Girls-esque hair pulling makes me doubt that there's a political solution to Britain's problems.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@andrewc44104127 Did you miss an "O"?

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@StevenJonMiller It's a little more nuanced than that. Prioritising Britain/British is not racist. Achieving that by being a racist is racist. Let me know if you have any questions

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@OxfordBuckeye @Heccles94 > That's an argument for improving access to choice, not abolishing the alternative. By that logic, we should get rid of private healthcare because not everyone can afford it. The existence of unequal access doesn't make competition itself bogus.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@Jenny_1884 Ive no idea where you live so couldn't say.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

With an enormous catapult

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Mega-deportations.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@TG_desk69 You've heard of Henry VIII?

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

You’re mixing up immigration with diversity. Nigeria, India and Pakistan are massively diverse — ethnically and linguistically — it’s just largely indigenous diversity rather than the result of recent immigration. You can make the argument against mass immigration, but saying there’s “no diversity” in India is just factually ridiculous.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@andrewc44104127 He's not good at counting to 16 especially when it relates to Dunblane.

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@Proudarmyb6 He's brilliant

[Rupert Farage @notrupertfarage]

@RogerSpag1978 @TheBritLad I heard him. He also said jam pot lids must be easier to open.