The people who took their boats into the water during Harvey were not storm-watchers. They were heroes who went toward danger to rescue friends, neighbors, strangers. Texans helping Texans in a time of desperate need. #txlege https://t.co/6jQ9YElAAT
God: Damn I didn't mean to like, flood the place. I feel like an ass.
Jesus: Have their baseball team win the World Series. They'll go nuts.
God: Awww yiss. That's easy.
Jesus: They freak out over snow too.
God: I can do that too.