sam da man

is there a pause button somewhere

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Felt cute

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@knucklexdragger As someone who is taking supplements to avoid having to shave my head, grow it back

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@knucklexdragger Fair enough man!

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@knucklexdragger How come?

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Someone in the gym smells like onions. Derogatory. Like they’ve just been cut. Or when you’ve cut a bunch and can’t get the smell off of your fingers.

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@knucklexdragger 💯

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@Comeback_Kia

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Appletiser and dim sum

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@zonemeta @Walmart My baby cousin would love these if you haven’t already gotten rid of them

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What would make me really happy would be to sit at a bar where you can smoke inside, chain a few cigs, drink some average beers and just hang out.

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I only bought 6 large beers, 9 would have been better

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Chopper origin story is so mf sad what the hell

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Almost 10% into one piece, it’s taken me 3 years.

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I want a cigarette real bad, but in the voice of Jennifer Coolidge

[Chameleon @ uni major project @Chameleon_Ch]

How'd you know?

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@gonortheast any reason the x21 due at 10:49 at framwellgate has been at a standstill for 20 minutes now?

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@massacredgirl Crusade is still my number one

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Coming to the realisation that most Monsters just taste like vapes

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Lunch today : 5 pieces of Rocky Road, protein shake, cup of tea.

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Something wrong with me, I have TikTok on one screen and reels on another. About to open twitter on a third