samoween

27, still 6'5, still humble about it

[samoween @notsammyagain]

I think I'd die

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rihanna reveals that her dream collaboration is Billie Eilish:

"If I could only do a song with Billie Eilish. She's so good."

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

it's so over update: accidentally pushed the button that set my desk into standing mode but couldn't be bothered to get up so spent 10 mins like this until someone walked past and shamed me into resolution

[samoween @notsammyagain]

I fucking hate the word slop it makes me physically recoil

[samoween @notsammyagain]

apparently there was a siren alarm going off in the gym for the last ten minutes and I didn't notice bc I was listening to drum n bass

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

hey, sorry for the late reply, i allowed your message to pass through my mind like a sparkling-scaled trout in a clear mountain stream

[samoween @notsammyagain]

it's already punishment enough to be at the gym why does exercise also make you nauseous.

[samoween @notsammyagain]

@seriouslyhilary níl sé mícheart! they're interchangeable ^.^

[samoween @notsammyagain]

please bring back 2 inch inseam shorts I'm begging

[َ @8irth]

andrew mackenzie S/S 2005 menswear

[samoween @notsammyagain]

I am having so much fun playing the echoes of wisdom!! I feel like small me again except I can actually figure out the puzzles

[samoween @notsammyagain]

wrong I want to suck 6 dicks at once

[k. @kngelique]

You're not polyamorous. You just need two people to love you at the same time like your parents didn't.

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

loving the new developments

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

beautiful

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[samoween @notsammyagain]

@gothphysicist workkkk

[kemi @kemimarie]

i didn’t know cats were so extra in general. like why is she scaling walls and so chaotic 😭

[samoween @notsammyagain]

need him

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

This is who Patty Cake meant when she said to the baker man, to bake her a cake as fast as she can. She knew he could deliver. LOOK AT HIS DELICATE ASS TOUCH. 😭

His name is CakeHulk on IG and he bakes lovely cakes, but he's also a champion Strongman. Unbelievable surprise.

[Thom @thxmbp]

How I’d like pizza’s if I was coeliac x

[samoween @notsammyagain]

@kuromi_goth you're JOKING

[aibu @painncake]

i'm just a girl. standing in front of a leftist boy. asking him to apply his politics to how he treats the actual women in his life

[ffion @SeaSaltBluehy]

just came out to my dad