sam🍑

“dumocrat”

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

I bought a cake for my last day at Best Buy

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

I think I’ll get a second masters degree just so I don’t have to pay for my loans yet lmfaoooooo

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@justindallas___ That’s my biggest pet peeve when Myles face is nasty. It takes 2 seconds to clean it with a baby wipe.

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

👻🧙🏼‍♀️

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

Being an adult is wanting to poop at home because that’s where the squatty potty is

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

I’ve died and gone to hell @thebandGHOST

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

No one tells you that’s your biggest bully will be your fucking toddler.

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@pandajaade He’s around. I swear it felt so real I don’t know how to explain it. I remember a lot of my dreams but I’ve never had ones that felt so real before.

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

Zack is always visiting me in my dreams telling me he’s okay. He always gives me the biggest hug and tells me not worry. Grief is such a messy thing.

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@chubbysummy He just visited last night. I remember it like it was a true awake moment. We held hands and I told him about Myles and how everyone has been. He gave me the biggest hug and told me how happy he is. It makes the grief less painful🖤

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@justindallas___ Nashville’s wasn’t great 🥲

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

Unless these aliens are paying off my student loans I don’t give a fuuuuuckkkk about them lmfao

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@shystar1024 😂 it’s a hozier song!!! “Work Song” but it would make a beautiful book

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

It’s always “I love you” and never
“No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her”

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

🩷💜💙✨❤️🧡💛

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

Screaming shitting crying throwing up

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

I’m falling back in love with crocheting🦋

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

@shystar1024 @pandajaade Everyday we wake up as if hell now roams the earth in the form of our children.

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

coming in Stardew Valley 1.6...
-new festival
-new items
-more dialogues
-secrets
-???

[sam🍑 @notsamnunn]

I’m about to open an Etsy shop and sell earring so I can afford to pay for daycare and my student loans. I make $80k btw. This shit is ridiculous.