Slaymantha

I don’t know what I’m doing or where I’m going. sc: sam_herk

[Slaymantha @NotSamPatt]

If you aren't having fun.. what are you doing?😂😊

[Dahja 🐧 @Dahja3D]

this is killing me so baddd 😭

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

The last CEO fr just wasn’t trying bro she’s literally undefeated rn

[Salt | #Tenoi @MostlikelySalt]

is the new xbox ceo like the Mamdani of gaming or something😭😭😭

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, well we painted our reflecting pool.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

So much for freedom of speech

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Woodrow Wilson had a stroke and they kept it a secret. FDR couldn't walk and they kept it a secret. Eisenhower had heart attacks and they kept it a secret. Reagan had colon cancer and dementia and they kept it a secret. Trump's health is much worse than whatever they let us see.

[ChopGoddess @ChopGoddess]

@Sarah_kally1 Full video I hate when they clip

https://t.co/xnoS2nhffV

[Ann🌺✨ @Salamandrea_]

Como mujer siempre he tenido que jugar personajes masculinos e incluso identificarme con ellos.

Pero a vosotros os ponen a jugar a una mujer y os echáis a llorar una vez más. Como si fuerais niños pequeños xdd

[dino @DinoGuy515]

A PROPER REALISTIC DINOSAUR HORROR GAME???????

[Amadeus Kyle @AmadeusKyle]

The forests around Fallowton are filled with strange variations of deer. Some seem like accidents. Others were mistakes.

#Fallowton

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife and I finally got an offer accepted on a house and hired a home inspector.

I thought he'd just walk around and make sure the roof wasn't actively caving in.

Instead, a guy named Gary showed up with a tactical utility belt, an infrared camera, and the demeanor of a homicide detective.

Gary spent 6 hours meticulously documenting every structural sin committed in the last 50 years.

He handed me a 90-page PDF report that was color-coded by severity.

The whole document was basically just red.

He noted that the slope of the driveway deviates by two degrees, which could cause pooling during a catastrophic hundred-year flood.

I live in a landlocked state.

He pointed his thermal camera at a window and told me I was losing an unacceptable amount of ambient heat.

I told him the window was open.

He wrote that down as a critical mechanical failure.

He took me to the basement to look at the HVAC unit.

He shined his flashlight on a single speck of dust and asked if I was prepared for the respiratory consequences of poor filtration.

I asked him if the furnace actually worked.

He sighed deeply and said it functions, but it lacks the efficiency of a modern heat pump.

We moved to the electrical panel where Gary put on thick rubber gloves like he was about to defuse a bomb.

He told me the wiring was technically up to code but ethically questionable.

I don't know how electricity can lack morals, but Gary seemed very disappointed in the circuit breaker.

Finally, he found a tiny crack in the garage floor.

He used a digital caliper to measure it and informed me the foundation is undergoing micro-settlement.

Every house on earth is undergoing micro-settlement.

We're on a spinning rock in space, Gary.

I asked him for a bottom-line assessment on whether we should buy the property.

He looked me dead in the eye and said the house is technically habitable but still compromised.

I paid him $600 for this psychological warfare.

We're still going to buy the house.

I'm just going to live in constant fear that maybe Gary was right.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[Mythicus Studios @mythicustudios]

Some mobs you may come across in the Parasite Outbreak 2.0 Update!

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

At a certain point you have to recognize that your government is at war with you.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims

thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

it gets worse every fucking damn day

[olorainn @olorainnn]

İnanılmaz gerçekten. Dualsens'imde drift sorunu vardı, sol analog devamlı ileri çekiyordu. Kolu pc'ye bağlayıp aşağıdaki siteye girdim. Kolu kalibre ettikten sonra yazılımı dualsens'e yazdı. Ps5'de denedim ve drift sorunu tamamen çözülmüş. Aşşırı iyi hizmet hatta nimet 🫡

[The Aether (@aether-mod.net on bsky) @DevAether]

We're incredibly proud to announce that The Aether is officially coming to Bedrock for the first time this summer!

In collaboration with Spark Universe, Aether Legends will debut on the Minecraft Marketplace on July 14th

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i lied.