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[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

[sarah @notsarahml]

I’m literally gonna lose my mind over these stupid and insanely greedy @DisneyPlus & @YouTubeTV contract negotiations. I already pay for multiple streaming platforms - bout ready to cancel them all and pull my $$$$$ from everyone

[‏۟ @G0DNEYS]

what opening Twitter and seeing nothing positive about Taylor Swift’s new album feels like

[sarah @notsarahml]

baby they just tryna scare you if done properly you don’t feel a thing when it’s put in and nothing when it comes out and lemme tell ya that epidural changed my life when I was giving birth lol

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

This is what it looks like ????? Hell NO !

[sarah @notsarahml]

Ppl obsessed with Taylor Swift (or any celebrity, really) are weirdos!!!!

[sarah @notsarahml]

This just pmo so bad, get hudra off my screen #LoveIslandUSA

[sarah @notsarahml]

@Beezy_Fresh Also could see it being used by pro se litigants - don’t wanna pay a lawyer so they use AI to represent themselves essentially. But are they actually representing themselves???? So intrigued where this will go

[sarah @notsarahml]

@Beezy_Fresh Wildddddd honestly. We’ve had some attorneys attempt to file motions written by AI - biggest flaw is the law is incorrect // using old law, something that’s been overturned, etc. but for organizational purposes and proof reading - could absolutely see it

[sarah @notsarahml]

@Beezy_Fresh I saw something the other day that said “you won’t be replaced by AI, but you will be replaced by someone who knows how to use AI better than you” 😧 I gotta download this ChatGPT thing I guess

[sarah @notsarahml]

no one:

huda on love island:

[sarah @notsarahml]

The problem is lilies stank

[princess @prnjbrn]

lillies deserve the PR that have roses have

[sarah @notsarahml]

Do not be fooled. This woman has it all figured out already. She knows exactly what’s what

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

sons frenching, lying daughter, husband stole all her lorazepam and is also suicidal, all while she thinks she's in taiwan....please get her back to north carolina safe and sound omg #TheWhiteLotus

[Jay 🦴 @JaylenTheGOAT]

And when mall culture *officially* dies…ima need Auntie Anne’s to find her a storefront to work out of and keep business goin

[sarah @notsarahml]

Me age 5 in the tub

[sarah @notsarahml]

I was described by another attorney today as “not a stab-you-in-the-back kind of attorney” but a “punch-you-right-in-the-face attorney” and that tracks

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if you have presidents day off your job is fake

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy 😔”

I would.

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.