Elaine🇨🇦

Most underrated acct. on Twitter. I made my own award with safety scissors & crayons. I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have to. Prepare to be underwhelmed.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

This is my proudest Twitter moment. Should I add this achievement to my bio?
#BlockedByGiuliani

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@PierrePoilievre Why are you even there? Who goes back to the office after they've been fired? Have an ounce of pride.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

Video of Cyber Trucks being recalled?

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@TaraArmstrongBC So resign. I didn't vote for you, but those who did voted for a conservative, not an independent. You have zero pull in the legislature without the backing of a party.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@Mrwahoo68ms @YourAnonCentral My Canadian tax dollars paid for the water bombers we sent to LA. So enough with your ignorance.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@realDonaldTrump The world watched you and JD make a fool of yourselves. You want to pillage Ukraine and steel their minerals. Every country in the world is laughing at you. LOSER!

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

Hey @realDonaldTrump how are those egg prices going for you down there? 🤣🤣🤣

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@realDonaldTrump You should go into the light. Don't let us stop you.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@BtcManhattan @CanadianPolling You forgot to add; Would you like astronomically high healthcare bills or expensive medical insurance costs?

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@elonmusk I'm sure Trump will be a big help and throw paper towels at the victims while pointing blame instead of doing anything productive.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@MohammadHussain @JustinTrudeau While his decision is what's best for the party, Trudeau always had Canada's best interests at heart.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@JimFergusonUK It's arrogant, ignorant, and moronic for anyone to think Trudeau's resignation has anything to do with Trump. We have our own politics, independent of the insanity occurring south of the border. Any American unaware of this, needs to learn they aren't the center of the world.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@PhilHollowayEsq @FoxNews Delete your tweet, racist.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

Sorry, fake Ryan Reynolds, I already follow the real @VancityReynolds and he's way cooler.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@jonathanstea They are called "Space Buns" and it's long overdue for men to start sporting the trend.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@AshleyGWinter A Muslim friend of mine texted me about how she and her family enjoyed dinner at an empty restaurant and how quiet the streets were. She also loved it.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@KatKanada_TM That's rich coming from someone who supports a guy who is only leader of the CPC because India put him there.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@VancityReynolds @GGCanada I can't imagine a better recipient. You bring us joy through entertainment, a giving spirit, and a message of kindness. You represent the best of Canada and Candians. ❤️

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@timjacobwise How much do you want to bet she sits in the front pew at church?

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@mattyglesias That is a threat of war, which Trudeau needs to take seriously. Canada needs to start protecting our borders from the threat of an American invasion.

[Elaine🇨🇦 @notseinfeld01]

@jonathanstea @DocBastard I guess they miss the days when people lived to the ripe old age of 32.