shakes

not even here

[lina @444liina]

i wear my felony like a badge of honor

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

therapist just told me i’m too emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family to take men seriously LMFAO

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Calling a forest “undeveloped land” is such a strange way to describe it.

Nothing is undeveloped about it. It is an ecosystem doing exactly what it is supposed to do.

[Idalís @IdalisReign]

strict women are so sexy

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i strongly agree, as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all.🩷🩷

[ariana @esnifolibros]

mi hermana volvió de ver la odisea y me dijo “hay muchas referencias a percy jackson”

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

My gf has been talking to this guy that bought a billboard in SF so that it wouldn’t be bought by a real AI company and now he just responds to anyone that messages him 😭 his name is Tucker and it took him 3 days to send her back that cat drawing

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

women are lonely, too. but people don’t care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[JT 𓅊 @JonathanTdotexe]

I wonder what they're cooking up to turn the ENGINEERS into activists..can't be good

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

I'm going to burst into tears

[໊ @meishato]

i want to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer got a last meal, Ghislaine Maxwell got a therapy puppy, but a 7 year old couldn’t get a glass of water and died in custody due to dehydration. We are completely broken

[fati @bbygfatz]

Very few things as attractive as noticing how nervous someone is around you

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally meet a green flag and now the red flag is you:

[Nur Dogan @nurdogandiyorki]

You are seeing less news coming from Gaza because Israel has killed 260 journalists since October 2023.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

First they steal your history. Then they erase it.

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

being unapologetically cringe & insane has done me nothing but good. I now have a job about my hyperfixation. Because I emailed the head of entomology at my uni and went "hello I like beetles can we discuss that" and he went "sure!".. never lose your spark