Not Shohei Ohtani

Barner 🦅 / Auburn Alum / #BoltUp 🏈 / #Dodgers ⚾️ (formerly not Alex Golesh)

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

#allroadsleadtoauburn

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

auburn athletics really been on one today 💔

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

some things just need to be left alone man

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Exclusive clip from ‘AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS’.

The series follows Earthbending twins after a world-shattering disaster where one discovers she’s the new Avatar after Korra.

Releasing October 9 on Paramount+

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

no matter what i still love you king 💪

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

Xavier Atkins last year vs Arkansas was literally poetry in motion. He had one job, contain Taylen Green. Green was in hell for the entire game, and X man was flying around the field. Insane talent at linebacker and im excited to see him play again this year💪 #WDE @XavierAtkins8

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

@_JHokanson @Auburnanytime thanks justin!

[Slattdye @slattdye]

Standing with my demon right or wrong

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

yo what the hell going on with xavier atkins????

[Padres Farm @Pads1818]

I don't care
I seriously don't care

We showed the dodgers we were first place back in April

We showed the dodgers we have the best playoff atmosphere in baseball

We made a statement this year

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

i still can’t believe this guy is still on our roster after all these years

[BoltCountry ⛈️ GKG @boltcountry17]

@BoltUpYo LaFleur saw QJ's punt on 4th down at Lambeau and said THATS OUR GUY

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

YEAHHHHHHHH

[RIBH @RunItBackHerbo]

With the Bucs win over the cowboys, Chargers currently hold the #3 pick

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

we always had them boys in hell in JHS but we’re just ass and can’t finish 💔

[CLTPLUGZ @Panther_Plugz_]

shit crazy that anyone truly thought that this was going to be a bust

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Rookie Jalon Daniels had more 3rd-down conversions on the opening drive of his first career road start than Jalen Hurts had ALL GAME vs the Rams

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

BUCS WIN!!!! @chargers DONT FUCK UP THE TANK!!!

[Nate @dodgernate]

Need you in the NLCS again, my glorious goat.

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

wait this kinda fye

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

We announced an agreement to acquire a nationwide low-band spectrum license portfolio that will pave the way for @Starlink to become a major mobile carrier in the US.

With this new spectrum and our Gen2 constellation, Starlink Mobile can ensure Americans have access to high-speed mobile broadband no matter where they are → https://t.co/1Uaf48v5pm

[Fresno State Bulldogs @FSAthletics]

Making its debut this Saturday…

INTRODUCING THE BEER BONE! 🦴

[Not Shohei Ohtani @notshohei]

Wore my #dodgers jersey to work today with an office full of braves fans

[Sean Mitchell @smitchell17]

That's the same chest he uses to catch passes

Not good.