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short.wav is joe

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Robert Pattinson is truly one of the truly last interesting actors because look at how he has parlayed being in an adaption of a book for teen girls into his real passion: spiritually doing Cumtown bits on screen

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it's a frog leap frog world out there

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i think a lot about the human zoo from slaughterhouse v.

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if there's a linkin park zoo why can't they're be an animal collective zoo. perfect band for a zoo. no panda bears sadly bc china wants them all back but you can still have exhibits for the avey tare and the deakin and the one who likes rocks.

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@sadnatsuhisprit @jetskitosway2 they brought back for reverend green from 2019-2022. i mean shoot they even brought back fickle cycle when i saw them in 2021.

when i saw them in 2022 i was right up at the stage and i heard a girl ask avey for fireworks and he was like "...uh... maybe... it'll come..."

[Noah Lennox @P4N748E42]

big fan of "fah"

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i've had many stupid thoughts lately that were followed by "man if i still had twitter that would be a banger tweet" so i'm back. i suspect this won't last long.

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@femaleuncle chaaaaarrrrlotttteeee it's me joe from instagram ur cameron winter shirt dealer. i have exhumed my account on this godforsaken app to tell you pls check ur dms on there we don't have much time 😭

[naomi/asscar @marchintorussia]

No way

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@P4N748E42 venom's in!

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@mrltrns @lynchinist i actually like speeding up or slowing down songs simply bc i think it sounds cool. like i'll just throw files into logic pro and mess with the varispeed settings for fun. idk it can make you hear things you hadn't heard in the song before. movies are a no no tho

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@WeBreedMenHere my list would have included the cure and talking heads for sure

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open the tl and see a bumble fumble getting married good for them tbh i wish i was happy

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whenever logic pro says it's loading the "klopfgeist" i just assume that's like a brony ghost-in-the-machine type thing that secretly runs the whole software.

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*spiderland voice* so there was this magician... driving home from work one day... and suddenly... he turned into... a driveway.

*BWSSEESHWHHRRRRSH*

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this aged poorly i think

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this is what i look like irl incase anyone was wondering

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@msmsmsmskemsms1 sorry i just logged back into twitter for the first time in awhile, thank you so much!!!! ❤️❤️

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just when i thought the liberty mutual ads couldn't possibly get any more annoying, they add the fucking baby voice to them.

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tweeting live from my laptop in geology class this rocks ahahaha i'm gonna hurt myself

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@GeordieGreep i feel like a majority of you here don't realize he's making fun of you