shriyānsh sharmā

where do bad folks go when they die ?

[shriyānsh sharmā @notshriyansh]

I don't know how to drive the car, T.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Michael Imperioli lied about having a license during the pilot episode of The Sopranos and crashed the car while filming

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Sorkin having to direct his Social Network sequel because Fincher is too busy directing a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel because Tarantino is too busy putting off making his Final Film to make inflammatory statements about actors…really sad situation all around.

[🕸️🕷𝑺𝒊𝒓✮𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍✮𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔🕷🕸️ @Midwesternerd_5]

Bruce in his 30s: I need to stop joker from pieing the mayor and blowing up city hall
Alfred in his 30s:

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

hearing the batmobile in theatres must have been fucking crazy

[Ferrari News TR @ferrarinewstr]

❤️

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[shriyānsh sharmā @notshriyansh]

a book with a similar plot would go crazy

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

Alright strap in.

Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox.

Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own.

The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness.

Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics.

Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.

[shitpost spidey (🕸️🕷️ @dhebshxbxbb]

scary movie 6
24 jump street

the logical next step

[Waaaaaaaaaaaluigi @_SHAAMUUU_]

What The Hand does to mfs

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

Y’all saw that? 👀

[mel @CAPESHlT]

that punch/cough part was so clean

[aden @celluloidlimes]

we used to have BLOCKING

[エリス ellis @yeehawlovers]

whenever i struggle w a moral dilemma, these are the voices in my head arguing

[shriyānsh sharmā @notshriyansh]

why are there only 2 seasons of the super hero squad show :(

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

"how can you have an authentic punisher that isn't r-rated?"

see, if you're good enough, you can have a Y7-rated punisher

[shriyānsh sharmā @notshriyansh]

cooper’s basically who tony soprano thought he was

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

this review of Interstellar (2014) by @lauren_wilford is one of the best things I’ve read in a while

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

this review of Interstellar (2014) by @lauren_wilford is one of the best things I’ve read in a while

[Big Boy Buff Boy @BigBoyBuffBoy]

How do you even begin to make this