Me

Here to piss you off.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@HAHayatu When they sue you be ready to substantiate what you posted ooh.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@winexviv Can I get a Sterling Bank account officer?

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Today, we concluded another partnership with Sterling Bank to launch the Sterling Bank National Mathematics Quiz. A nationwide competition designed to discover, reward, and celebrate Nigeria’s brightest young minds.

Starting Saturday, June 20, 2026, students from Primary 1 to SS3 across Nigeria will compete online every two weeks for the prizes.

1st Prize – ₦500,000

2nd Prize – ₦300,000

3rd Prize – ₦200,000

That’s ₦1,000,000 every two weeks and ₦24,000,000 every year dedicated solely to rewarding academic excellence among Nigerian children.

But this is not just about winning money.

It is about building a culture where intelligence is celebrated.

It is about giving every child, whether in Lagos, Enugu, Kano, Bayelsa, Maiduguri, Aba, or a remote village, an opportunity to compete on a national stage.

Competition Schedule

• Every two weeks

• Saturdays

• 6:00 PM – 6:20 PM

• Online nationwide

The top performers will then advance to a live championship session streamed online next day same time, where Nigerians can watch some of the country’s brightest students solve challenging mathematical problems in real time.

To ensure fairness and give more students the opportunity to benefit, every student can only win once.

And here’s what makes it even better:

Every participant will be able to review their questions after the competition, identify their weaknesses, learn from their mistakes, and prepare for the next challenge.

This means that even students who don’t win become better mathematicians.

Parents, teachers, school owners, and students should begin preparing immediately.

The questions will be tough and the competition will be fierce.

Registration is now open:

https://t.co/5dGxuzgLU1

Please share this with every child, parent, teacher, school owner, principal, and education stakeholder you know.

Let’s make academic excellence prestigious again.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@mickoly @InibeheEffiong That one na lawyer too? 🤣🤣

[NDC VANGUARD @NDCVANGUARDHQ]

Breaking News

I can confirm to you that our Obidients Brother, Sowunmi Oluwaseyi, has received his form and is our candidate for Ojo Federal Constituency to continue the good work.

@HonSeyiSowunmi

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@AKakanfo Cry blood. Are you from Lagos state?

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@UPTOWNPPLE @illBlissGoretti Your useless father is the stupid thing for birthing an invalid like you

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@Samgeorge135151 @illBlissGoretti Poor and unemployable urchin. No to find food chop.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@illBlissGoretti Odogwu

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@InibeheEffiong Congratulations

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@OgarEmmaOwogeka @ehimaggie @TheAjakeManger Are you a Grapist? It's a simple question that require a Yes or Not. Just answer it and save us your tears. You can't take what you give obviously.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@AguKanayochukwu @PstDayoEkong I hope so
If they rig out the Rotimi guy I will not NDC.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@RAPLPrints @im_Kolins Fool. Are you done with the killings and kidnappings currently ravaging your land?

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@illBlissGoretti Don't mind them. Many of them are from Kwara and others don't even live in Lagos nor own a single room anywhere in the said Lagos. This is Lagos that was developed with money from Oil and gas from the SS and SE. That's the only thing they know to drag. What happened to others?

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@KKarvboyz @illBlissGoretti Foolish imbecile.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@LaFlareiscrazy @illBlissGoretti Says an unemployable idiot that neither lives in Lagos nor pay Tax in Lagos.

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@mama_pulse @IgeOlusayo47761 @illBlissGoretti Go back to your Brown roof village. You're not from Lagos state

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@IgeOlusayo47761 @illBlissGoretti Why has the same Lagos not offered you betterment, clown? Are you from Lagos state?

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@Lewa_Forbes_ Are you from Lagos state?

[Me @notsmilingbeing]

@Damilareisolo @COkenyi71777 @Akikanju1568901 @InibeheEffiong @InibeheChambers Who dey beg you money? You're poor and begging is your culture. I know for a fact that you are tweeting from a dingy and dirty room. U don see money chop? How much tax do you pay in Lagos? Poor rat