You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?
Earth review:
- Takes 3 years to unlock voice chat
- Tutorial takes 18 years
- Banned at level 60-80
- Can't respawn
- Pay to win
- Signing up takes 9 months
- Can't choose your own server or username
- Good graphics lagging sometimes
- Last battle royal 1930-1945, new one soon
The IRS returned my tax return this year after I apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” I wrote:
“9.5 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 3.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in Minnesota plus 650 idiots in Washington.”
The IRS stated the answer I gave was “unacceptable!”
I then wrote back, “Who did I leave out?!”
This is why you can’t script this man.
Reporter: “Who takes over now that the supreme leader is dead?”
Trump: “I don’t know… I guess the position’s open. I’m creating jobs in Iran too.”
😭king.
In Lithuania, a man, fed up with his car getting into minor accidents, took drastic measures to fix the damage: he attached an anti-tank mine to the rear bumper of his vehicle.
Go ahead and claim compensation from your insurance company later. 😆