I understand all the mega freaked Chinese sex tutorials now because if someone made me this I’d be left with no choice but to invent the most insane and passionate ways of lovemaking to express my gratitude
Chinese twitter is great because it's sort of like the Old Internet
to be on X in China, you need a VPN and are technically breaking the law, so they're all tech literate but also oddballs, rebels, truthtellers... the result is Trvkes like this, and the incredibly entertaining autistic Lеsbian Sеx Tutorials that are written like a dishwasher manual
European: “I’m dying of heat.”
Random Chinese person: “Why not try turning on the air conditioner?”
American: “I’m homeless and completely desperate.”
RandomChinese person: “Why not ask the police for help?”
British person: “My train got cancelled, I can’t get home tonight.”
Random Chinese person: “Why not just take the next high-speed train? Or rebook your ticket?”
Trump: "Haiti is a shithole country."
Dems: "That's racist!"
Trump: "We're sending the Haitians back to Haiti."
Dems: "Nooo, you can't! Haiti is a shithole country!!!"