incorrect versailles

incorrect versailles. or not. [ not all quotes are original | run by @crxwleysnake ]

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@aliveforthenig1 of course! Actually, it’s a quote from New girl

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louis: do you believe in god?

philippe: i believe in hell and i’m in it.

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⋆✧ the characters of versailles as jake peralta's gifs: a thread ✧⋆

[Tatyana Ivanshov @TatyanaIvanshov]

their dynamic in a tweet

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louis: [ tries to hug philippe ]

philippe: [ avoids the contact and gives louis a punch in the face ] what was that?!

louis: i was trying to hug you!

philippe:

philippe: oh.

[Tatyana Ivanshov @TatyanaIvanshov]

That reminds me! Philippe is the human version of these memes...

[Tatyana Ivanshov @TatyanaIvanshov]

not to be dramatic, but I would die for young Philippe...

[CzarinaCatherine @The1TrueEmpress]

Nobody else seems to like him very much so he has to give himself all the love that nobody else will, lol.

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philippe: what was that crash?

chevalier: my shirt fell.

philippe: that was way too loud to be a shirt.

chevalier: i was in it.

[Tatyana Ivanshov @TatyanaIvanshov]

Me: I watch Versailles for the plot
The plot:

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philippe: truth or dare, louis?

louis: dare.

philippe: kiss the most beautiful person in this room.

louis: madame de montespan?

montespan: ( blushing ) yes?

louis: how do i kiss myself?

[formerly known as Lee™ @philippesquared]

my hand slipped

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philippe: did it hurt when you fell?

chevalier: from heaven? no, i get you’re into me but-

philippe: no, i mean when you fell walking in. i watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes

chevalier:

philippe: we all saw it

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louis: now that i have your attention.

philippe: you don’t have my attention.

louis: chevalier.

philippe: i’m listening.

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philippe: my body is very attracted to your body but when you speak my brain gets angry.

chevalier:

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bontemps: could you please stop torturing people? It’s stressing me out.

fabien:

[Raht @Raht0]

ah also here he is. #VersaillesS1E5

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⠀ (\__/)
   ⠀  (•ㅅ•) madame de montespan
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼__
/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ
( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 |
|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/) louis
　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•)

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[ philippe enters in the same room as louis ]

philippe:

philippe: this is unbearable, i’m leaving.