𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷

@celestialsIut’s bestie! (i swear i wasn’t forced to say this— why does everyone think that?)

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

✗ ✗ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 !

you can’t be a friendly neighborhood
𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙣 if there’s no neighborhood!

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙀𝘽-𝙎𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 ✗ ✗

♡ + ↺?

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

i could get mr . daniels if you’d like—

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

no😖

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

uh.. miss wanda are you okay?

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

everything , peter . everything .

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

miss wanda what did i do?

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

this is a peter parker hate account

[𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇— @NatchiosDeath]

… 𝙄𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙. 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙟𝙤𝙗. 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐒

𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩?

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

@celestialsIut / LMAO AND I OOP

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Shut— up! Lizzard.

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

roses are red
& violets are blue

ha... pp @notspiiderboy

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Uh— that’s uh— what I— ask you.

[ℒ † @VAMPIRICLOKI]

How much were you paid?

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Uh— any kind? Or— any in specific—

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

now go fetch me a fuckin’ beer

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Uh— I— 𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑭!

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

LOUDER

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Uh— 𝑾𝒐𝒐𝒇?

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

that’s right lil’ bitch boy, now bark.

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

You— uh would have to uh— discuss that with, Liz— she uh says I’m her uh bitch— most of the time.

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Sylvie uh— has bitches?

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

I— am not!

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

you’re a greasy little shit-stain

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

I am not— greasy!

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

oKay— greasy little bitch

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Uh— okay—

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

shut up peter

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

I uh— I know.

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

i didn’t mean it in a rude way— i uh...

thank you.

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

Oh— uh sorry—

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

thank you for the explanation, hun, but that did not answer my question at all.

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

It’s uh— actually from a uh— kids movie— miss wanda. Uh— Cars it’s called—

[𝔀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂 ⋆.ೃ࿔* @CRAVINGCHA0S]

what the hell does “ kAcHow” even mean ?????

[— 𝓜𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝓜𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 @milfminutesTVA]

* 　
. 　 * 　. ✦ · 　 .
　 ✷ . ˚
　 　 𝘔 𝘐 𝘚 𝘚 𝘔 𝘐 𝘕 𝘜 𝘛 𝘌 𝘚
. ✫ 　
　 ·　 time variance authority
　 ˚. mascot. au portrayal.

ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴ, ꜱʜᴀʀᴘᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ!

[𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯-𝔪𝔞𝔫 🕷 @notspiiderboy]

What— uh— condition?

[ᅠᅠ @celestialsIut]

fine.

under one condition—