WeStanJavier

Tom Lawless-type

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@notgaetti Wait until they hear about your terrible no-hitter takes

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@notgaetti Had he missed that his ass definitely would have been in the jackpot

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@notgaetti A fan must have grabbed them

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@notgaetti @immaculategrid

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@notgaetti Compare his 2019 season to your Lord and Savior Tino Martinez’s 1997 season.

See if you can remember which one you’re supposed to slobber all over.

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@notgaetti “[Not]Gaetti’s favorite player is nostalgia” is perfect.

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@notgaetti And the start of a truly epic run

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@notgaetti A predilection for expired Advil PM would explain most of your RBI takes

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@notgaetti If we’re going to be sticklers for precedent we should let in all those Harold Baines But a Pitcher types you mentioned right away

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@notgaetti Prepare your antiquated, anti-progress baseball soul for combined HOF entries

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@notgaetti It goes without saying that most moral and upstanding baseball-watchers will be happy watching the Mets embarrass themselves

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@notgaetti Same age Charlie Hough was midway through his career

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@notgaetti Otto Lopez is worth moving A-Rod over to 3B

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@notgaetti Math?

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@notgaetti No. I’m not a cloud.

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@notgaetti Tremendous tweet

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@notgaetti How dare you not tag me.