notSTOCKS

The unofficial stock market launchpad on @RobinhoodApp
CA: 0xc966798540ff0edb5cd116f28c7c399e442e611d

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

23 indexed.
23 $nSTOCKS

$nAPPL - 0xfceec17191e5b091cb4c2b6d19ffc809b4c817cb
$nAMD - 0xc944113609a5f9cc63fd146b3f2a0f22d7a59b2d
$nAMZN - 0xa80321a09196f9a581677511a5a04ecb2148ad25
$nCOIN - 0xf0bda4cea03b2f7a928629a786ad86a671f64de5
$nCOST - 0x80bc42b223ff6c86c9c6225f1701e8935e277213
$nCRCL - 0x6cd697f092a88729229d1f219bfffa9b1d245020
$nDJT - 0x3cadcec40ccdb67fb76a5f038ce482b1c7bda349
$nGLD - 0x532e6382799716323539ff437da2729c89474ec6
$nGME - 0x2c8acc6c66c36aaa758b0b77eabc3f0b8312e463
$nGOOGL - 0xa10e58a73e8112de1c985a48df5fe3923795f316
$nHIMS - 0x393b0378cb1c939d0b9e24d315656c3e6647c5c5
$nMETA - 0xe72d2ef1465071d79acbeab3b83e6f2601ffaeeb
$nMSFT - 0xec9711c9c6aea20eba8093ff3f4688ab2902f72b
$nMSTR - 0xfafd36f876f8a6cdfe09999767178b344a494a52
$NNVDA - 0xc528790a950857a092a6329e70e397fb63ee4e26
$NPLTR - 0x026c50bc37b9dae86a0d0a9b9657f22c7d41885d
$NQQQ - 0x8fb7c254a6bc6e9f99f04e809bfa96d420e4c184
$nRDDT - 0xff2a769d88df1fc700535627d8bfac290c2e3dac
$nSNDK - 0xeae246ebee231a433140925719d4ada173243c3a
$nSPY - 0x40e7e7e8d472fc1c01e4d8639f9a55f475bff62e
$nSPCX - 0xcc87017b4edcc47197e4cb6941f987cf1ea2aa0f
$nTSLA - 0x51CB1dc0cBf1B16487C8c768C3496701336884b6
$nTTWO - 0x266a3385bc876a92b0fa87cf276cc03a0334f1e6

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

JOIN THE MOVEMENT.

$nSTOCKS

https://t.co/R4X9sEMjgc

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Robinhood got people working for stocks as a reward

clock in.
get paid.
buy stocks.

The new generation saw that and said:

nah.

no stocks.
no dividends.
no retirement plan.

just $nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

stocks were the boomer play.

gen z watched.
gen alpha said nah.

why buy stocks when you can buy NOTSTOCKS?

the next generation doesn’t want dividends.
they want vibes, volatility and generational wealth by lunchtime.

welcome to the future

Welcome to $nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

@WhaleInsider a CERTIFICATE of NOTHING

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: Reports and rumours suggest some users may be moving toward a parody stock market launchpad $nSTOCKS amid ongoing drama involving Vlad Tenev and Adam Aron.

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Arguments over $AMC?
Who should own what?

What if you could become a millionaire owning nothing?
What if $nSTOCKS?

@CEOAdam @vladtenev we have the perfect solution.

https://t.co/Y8SKwjhE3V

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

WHY WOULD YOU BUY STOCKS WHEN YOU CAN BUY NOTSTOCKS?

STOCKS
PROS:
• Backed by real companies
• Earnings, revenue and fundamentals
• Dividends
• Regulated
• Warren Buffett might approve
CONS:
• Market closes
• CEOs can ruin your bags with one tweet
• You need to understand what a P/E ratio is
• Everyone suddenly becomes a macro economist
• Boring

NOTSTOCKS
PROS:
• No fundamentals to worry about
• No earnings calls
• No quarterly reports
• No pretending you understand the economy
• Your portfolio can consist entirely of things that should not be listed on a stock exchange
• The market doesn’t care about your degree
• Pure exposure to absolutely nothing

CONS:
• Not actually stocks

The choice is yours.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

This is just the start of the notstocks movement …

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotAmazon has zero warehouses.

Logistics solved.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotTesla doesn’t manufacture cars.

This significantly reduces manufacturing costs.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

24 hours of NotStocks 🫡

All the NotStocks are listed.
The market is open.
The charts are moving.
And somehow we’re still here.

Stocks had decades to build their market.

$nstocks is just 24hours young

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

@D9vidson We love you $notSTOCKS member <3

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

The stock market. But make it meme.

Welcome to NotStocks.

$nSTOCKS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

NotApple has zero employees.

Incredible operating efficiency.

$nstocks

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Wall Street had a good run.

Now meet Not Wall Street.

$nSTOCKS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

The stock market has bulls and bears.

The NotMarket has degens.

$nstocks

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

I’ll giveaway $100 worth of $nSTOCKS to someone that is currently following the page.

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