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a boy/writer/comedy from Boston

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@flynorse after a 5 hour flight delay, I arrived at LAX at 7:05pm for an 8pm Athens flight and the check-in area was completely empty. I've been wandering around asking for help and nobody seems to know anything about how to contact Norse. Can you help me?

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I got 2006 problems and a Jerry Bruckheimer ain’t one

[alex bigelow @a__biggs]

Girl at bachelorette party who can’t stop talking about Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man’s Chest

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@CableThanos_ @minakimes Very strange. Anyone else’s commentators start talking like this?

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What??? Did anyone else think this was weird

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If you’re going to Costco for Rap Snacks, don’t bother #coronavirus @RapSnacksNow

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Do @migos know that Costco is allowing this chaos??

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Bought this uncut meme for $75,000.

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Prop 13: Per updated intramural dodgeball rules, should hitting Mr. Mime’s shoulders count as fair deflections?
🔳No, because he was born in hell
◻️Yes, because he won’t die in hell, as promised by Beelzebub’s son or something

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Thanks to the #DidHeVisitYouToo tag, it sounds like mystics in Buenos Aires are convinced that the post-credits scene in Detective Pikachu will relay an incantation that, when muttered in a synagogue, will stop Mr. Mime from coming and going from our nightmares as he pleases

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Last night when Mr. Mime visited me in my nightmares, he seemed to imply (through elaborate hand gestures) that this would be a once a year visit, like Santa Claus but with less presents

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New at 11, you won’t want to miss this: We talk to the lone woman responsible for roasting all of LA. Is the Grinch smarmy for smarmy’s sake? We polled a group of aspiring actors stuck in traffic on the 405.

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There aren’t THAT many Grinch billboards. Surely I can make it to work without getting roasted by—

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her: honey, what’s wrong?
you: nothing
her: did you get roasted by one of those Grinch billboards again?
you: my therapist encouraged me to interpret the Grinch’s sarcasm as sincerity—OF COURSE I’ll make it as an actor!

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@patrickerville As an intern at a major studio in 2012, the only gushingly positive coverage I ever turned in was for a writing sample called “The Machine of Understanding Other People.” A few years later you give us the incredible @maniacnetflix. Huge fan of your brain!

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So far so good. The only 6 confirmed Space Jam 2 characters thus far:

LeBron James
Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Security Guard 3
Water Boy
Male Fan

#KeepItFuddless

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Elmer Fudd is a bald murderer—notorious for hunting out of season—and I will walk out of Space Jam 2 if he so much as appears onscreen