dazai

worlds worst human drum machine

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day 8374783: kpop still sucks and is built upon the fetishzation of asian people and appropriating other cultures

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they should drill a hole in my head

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i wish i was a better drummer

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i am not attractive enough to have multiple women asking to see me when they know how boring i am is this a psyop

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@elonmusk kill yourself

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i’m killing it

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woman i went on one date with keeps calling me baby im not that cool she’s insane

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everyone should listen to more amy winehouse

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that voice was so annoying i’m gonna make sure no one else has to hear it

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ball up top

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i’m like eddie vedder if he was chinese and also autistic also a drummer and also couldn’t sing and my penis is small

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in 2026 i had to stop myself from being hospitalized for reaching perfection

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holding my penis at gunpoint

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sisyphus was the first looksmaxxer

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i got in trouble at work once for showing this to a kid who liked dinosaurs

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The ART IS INSANE WTFF??

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show me on my penis where he touched you

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suicide is badass

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i did it again

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it was me all along

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penis by gladkov

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could a suicidal person do this

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ok google play jesus stole my girlfriend by violent soho