Mike

welp...

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The vibes are insane. Driving through the great state of Louisiana on our way to New Orleans. It’s crazy how diverse this country is, every day the scenery looks different.

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

This Wemby artwork by Asher Hyde after Game 4 😮‍💨

[Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91]

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

[ScreenRant @screenrant]

Matt Dinniman’s best-selling Dungeon Crawler Carl series is one of the most unique book series out there, blending sci-fi with dark humor while also weaving in fantasy elements

Read More: https://t.co/c7WMk9G6bM

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A live-action 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' series is in development at Peacock

Seth MacFarlane will executive produce the series

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind'

The messages:

• 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them'

• 'Robbing them blind, baby. That’s how we do it'

• Charging '$50 to park in the grass' and '$60 for closer grass'

They recently reached a deal with the U.S. government to avoid a breakup over allegations of running an illegal monopoly

(via @Business)

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eight-time Pro-Bowl DE Cameron Jordan, who has spent his 15-year career in New Orleans and had 10.5 sacks last season, will not have a new deal in place with New Orleans by next week and now will hit free agency for the first time in his NFL career, per sources. Jordan will play a 16th NFL season and is said to be open to leaving New Orleans.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨The #Vikings are the team being linked the most to #Saints Derek Carr

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

CARLSON: “Netanyahu’s family is from Poland. He doesn’t practice Judaism, there’s no evidence his ancestors EVER lived here [Israel], they never spoke the language. On what basis does he have a right to be here?”

HUCKABEE: “I’m totally unable to process what you’re saying.”

💣

[Mike @NotSwiftLee]

@fuckyeats

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

White Men CAN Jump!!!!

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

QB1 off a lemon drop tossing that bitch 100 MPH into crowd like Juwan Johnson right there

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨CONGRATULATIONS🚨🚨

#SAINTS ICON DREW BREES WAS ELECTED AS A FIRST-BALLOT PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMER.

• 13x Pro Bowler
• Super Bowl champion
• Super Bowl MVP
• 2x NFL offensive player of the year
• 6x completion percentage leader
• 7x passing yards leader
• 67.7 completion percentage, highest in NFL history
• 4x passing yards leader
• 80,358 passing yards, 2ND ALL TIME
• Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year (2006)
• NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2004)
• 5x All-Pro
• Art Rooney Award (2018)
• NFLPA Alan Page Community Award (2012)
• Bart Starr Award (2011)
• AP Athlete of the Year (2010)
• SI Sportsperson of the Year (2010)
• Bert Bell Award (2009)
• Highest completion percentage in a season: 74.4% (2018)
• Highest completion percentage in a game: 96.7%
• Most passing touchdowns in a game: 7 • Most consecutive games with a touchdown pass: 54
• Most career 5,000 yards seasons: 5

NFL records:
Most passing touchdowns, single game Best pass completion percentage, single season (74.4% in 2018)
Most 5,000 yard seasons: 5
Most consecutive games with a touchdown pass: 54

Saints franchise records.
Passing yards, career (68,010)
Passing yards, single game (510)
Passing touchdowns, career (491)
Pass completions, career (6,017)
Pass completions, single game (39) – Brees accomplished the 39 completions in four total games Pass attempts, career (8,742)
Pass attempts, single game (60)
Passing yards, single season (5,476) (2011)
Passing touchdowns, single season (46) (2011)
Pass completions, single season (471) (2016)
Pass attempts, single season (673) (2016) Longest pass-play, (98 yards) (2016) Completion percentage, single season (74.4%)
Completion percentage, career (67.7%)

CONGRATULATIONS TO ONE OF THE GREATEST EVER ON AND OFF THE FIELD, @drewbrees!

[Brent @HJhughes79]

I actually love this. Dabo is the first coach with the balls to go right at another program for this crap. By name. That’s what it’s gonna take

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

No….

[Droid @droid254]

Sonny from Best Ever Food Review said it's the worst place he's ever been to... And he's been to Afghanistan

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

HAD TO DO ANOTHER BTA

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

I ENDED TIM WALZ

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 Breaking News from the FBI on rampant Somali Fraud in Minnesota

Things are about to get much worse for the Somali fraud criminals and their enablers.

I just spoke with a senior FBI source who tells me that the agency has surged investigative criminal units into Minneapolis and predicts “public takedowns” of Somali fraudsters soon.

The official told me they are keenly aware of Nick Shirley’s investigation and it “tracks” with ongoing FBI criminal work in the area.

“Billions in stolen federal dollars through fraudulent businesses. These are serious federal crimes which may result in severe fines, decades of prison sentences and potential deportations.”

The official directed me to the recent 78 criminal indictments against Somali fraudsters for stolen COVID payments as an example of what is to come.

I asked the official about the ActBlue donations to Democrat candidates from the fraudulent Somali Daycares. The official directed me to the ongoing FBI ActBlue criminal investigation and said the agency will “follow the money.”

“ActBlue is under criminal investigation by the FBI for fraudulent payments that may break American election law.”

The official said to expect more FBI action very soon…