syd

here for a good time

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

[💫 Gwentipede💫 @VyletPony]

where the fuck is bill wurtz.

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

who up crying about someone else's 20 year old cat that they've never even met

[ravn @mfnravn]

i used to think velma was tripping but lowkey i really can’t find my glasses without my glasses

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

[jambon @Winstonplayer1]

Not a single game ive ever lost was my fault

[lover girl @kewpeed]

Not now kitten Mommy needs to find her vape

[ashlee ⤛ @bxmmerland]

“i’m michael’s third child”
drops mic

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

WATERPARKS ON THE RADIO? AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???? 0% CHANCE YOU’LL PREDICT IT, MORE PROOF THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION. ALSO GO THANK @ALTNATION AND @SIRIUSXM FOR ME !!! RED GUITAR SUMMER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cam ♡ @camrynrb]

GMAB MICHAEL FT AWSTEN!!!!!

[shayma @roundthefurr]

rookie numbers

[𝕊𝔼𝕍𝔼ℕ @sevander_]

used to be a gifted kid. now i just lie down a lot.

[michael clifford @Michael5SOS]

another one

[han @figleaf__]

yall mind if a girl gets really emotional about the 15 year anniversary of a band that was only active for 5 years

[helen @helen]

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

[may ʚɞ 𐙚⋆.˚ @_lastday0nearth]

you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne just got resurrected as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re fucking laughing.

[D. Krappenschitz @sirmixayelawt]

TRISHA PAYTAS'S BABY NAME IS AQUAMAN

[kieran 🐼 @timefaced]

you’ll be at ur lowest financially and here comes a waterparks tour announcement

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

been in my drafts for like a year and I swear to god it pops into my head every other day, I am freeing myself from this