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used to work here, now i lurk here

[T @nottallkaps]

Not a wordle just trying to find a meeting time that works for everyone
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[T @nottallkaps]

if a baddie rage tweets about you you gotta stay strong cause hate is the closest emotion to love, we almost there bb

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

It does

[via 📚 @chemforcar]

even 10 likes is a hit tweet for me idc

[arvi @arvindhishappy]

The last time this man was interviewed, he behaved like gen AI. Drank lots of water and gave wrong answers.

[Flowers ☾ @flowersslop]

this is how I imagine couples in SF break up with each other

[T @nottallkaps]

@hashtagprerana elite reunion meal 🍽️

[T @nottallkaps]

@Infosys @carlosalcaraz this is the most reading he’s done in his life we’re so proud of you carlitos

[T @nottallkaps]

So youre telling me Carlos loved combining data analysis with actionable business insights since a young age? sign him up for iit NOW

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Infosys signs Tennis champion Carlos Alcaraz as its global brand ambassador.

[T @nottallkaps]

@alexiuss11 LOL our introvert number one

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

the people yearn for “inshaallah”

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Best wishes on Eid-ul-Fitr. May this day further brotherhood and kindness all around. May everyone be happy and healthy.

Eid Mubarak!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We’re losing our third spaces

[T @nottallkaps]

@snegosaurus he’s basically Plato

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

This is the liberal class of India btw. Sympathising with a Zionist and talking as if he survived bombs and bullets, while actively shitting on Palestinian solidarity.

Ball-less fuckers who don’t have an ounce of bravery to stand for anything except their self serving interests.

[T @nottallkaps]

cruises are like what if you had the same experience as a four star hotel but you’re imprisoned in it for 6 days

[T @nottallkaps]

samay raina isn’t a bad comedian but if he’s your favorite you’re an npc

[T @nottallkaps]

*venting was invented in 2004*

people before 2004:

[¡ DocturDot! @WOWGR8ForReal]

I’ve never seen a long ass text achieve the desired result

[Richard D. Bartlett @RichDecibels]

SF guy eating a delicious blueberry: in 18 months everything will be blueberries

[“paula” @paularambles]

sf is an extremely walkable city and i will die on this hill

[T @nottallkaps]

schizophrenics be like

[T @nottallkaps]

omg you guys cant do ANYTHING