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[dev @nottdevvv]

Bro i need a pet monkey so bad

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When you're having an "i deserve better" moment but u have attachment issues

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

tbh relationships with men are starting to seem like self harm at this point.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[dev @nottdevvv]

i had a random feeling it’ll rain today and it just did😭 off season too

[dev @nottdevvv]

me rn

[Devin @MrQuilvioVergas]

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Him: on a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous are you?

Me: who gave you the scale ???

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

it breaks my heart a little and is also somewhat a relief that now when i cry, there’s not a single person i want to call and seek comfort from.

[: @_dxllz7]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on February 20th 2026:

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

might fuck around and never express anything ever again

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Me and my grandma when we used to chill together

[SK🎀 @savannakamyaaa]

if u lying to me imma automatically think u scared of me cause fuck u lying for

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When you find someone who is a mix between deep thinker and weird and easily shifts from brain rot jokes to deep talks

[solé @layxsnv]

Put them dead ass flowers down and buy that girl a gun 😎🥀.

[David Bujjadda 🏆 @davidbujjadda]

First time seeing “btw” being used like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sine. @sneminaj]

u ever had a nigga like u for years? like DAMN nigga u still like me ? 😭😭