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[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

Trump is to White people what Obama was to Black people….

You thought they were going to do something for your group, but in the end they only did things for Wealthy Jews…

[ken @JaiIpose]

Spencer Rattler da first person in history to ever have a pick 6 commentated by London Tipton. Congratulations nigga

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[Rōnin🇩🇴 @yovaniJr_]

Me before deciding which thumb to put in her butt

[gurt @gurtslife]

well the stripper COULD love me if she got to know me, its not impossible

[Carsley Golf @CarsleyGolf]

NASA wants to find water on Mars. Just send me up there with a driver and a Pro V1 — I'll find it in ten minutes. 🤣⛳️

[Strawberry Simulator @SimulatedBerry]

“And THAT’S for Pearl Harbor!” I scream at the white P.F. Chang’s waitress as I tip 0%

[chris🧊 @chriiswavy]

He’s no different than me , my goat fr

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

she’s brave you fucking bigot

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

retweet if you’re thankful that Elon Musk allows people to call Stephen King a faggot

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

The real reason rosa parks didn’t move is cuz she was noddin off a perc

[the artist @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[DDT Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Israel killed charlie kirk but tyler robinson should go to jail anyway for dating a furry

[Warløck Scalping 🪖 @warlock_trading]

Who made this?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Allen B. @Alleninvests]

Everyone in sales under 6 ft right now.

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[lynz ✭ @lynziekate]

My run as a soccer watcher