Dan Brown

[Dan Brown @notthatauthor]

Fox News is going to be reealllllly pissed at Joe Biden for this.

See also: Hanlon's Razor.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. https://t.co/jvBzeJwEuy

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

“I want to be in an environment where I have the resources to win a national championship,” Brian Kelly said in April 2022 after leaving Notre Dame for LSU.

Notre Dame will play for a national championship in 11 days. LSU has not made the CFP since Kelly took over.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Self-portrait of the artist in the guise of a mocker, by Joseph Ducreux, 1790s

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun labor unions, free healthcare, and free education because rich people tell them to.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

On Dec 31, 1995, the final Calvin & Hobbes strip was published. Yet, its magic endures—reminding us to embrace curiosity, wonder, and the joy of imagination. Bill Watterson’s masterpiece continues to inspire, proving great art is timeless. #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Now isn’t this the truth! #CalvinandHobbes

[Adam Ronis @AdamRonis]

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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Billionaires in the U.S. are .0005% of the population, yet accounted for 18% of 2024 electoral spending.

Just 150 billionaire families spent nearly $2 billion.

This is not democracy. It is oligarchy.

Time to overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections.

[Kaiju No. Kev @M_F_Ninja]

So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

[Steven Thomas🌵 @tom__builder]

IF YOU VOTE LEGALLY, HE’S GOING TO JAIL

#BlueWave2024

[Dan Brown @notthatauthor]

@kevinsmurray @abp_rozanski User name kind of gave it away. ‘Moose out front shoulda told ya.’

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

Me since last Friday night.

[Dan Brown @notthatauthor]

@kevinsmurray Sanewashing

[Elad Gross 🇺🇸 @BigElad]

Maybe Missouri shouldn't have an Attorney General who is proud to hang out with a scammer spreading the fake history that the United States and Winston Churchill were on the wrong side in World War II and that the Nazis didn't intend to exterminate millions of civilians.

[Evan Handler @EvanHandler]

I don’t know if this is what will win an election, but it sure does satisfy me to see someone say it, and say it this way.

[Dan Brown @notthatauthor]

They neither 'illegal' or from Venezuela. Can't even be racist and xenophobic competently.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We will do large deportations from Springfield, Ohio. Large deportations. We're going to get these people out. We’re bringing them back to Venezuela

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

sorry for getting all partisan but i think a presidential ticket inspiring its followers to terrorize elementary schools should be disqualifying

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

"Donald Trump has no plan for you, because he's more interested in fighting for himself than he is looking out for you." - Kamala Harris

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

FUN FACT: Goldman Sachs predicts stronger GDP and job growth if Democrats sweep the White House and Congress.

[ShawnInArizona🌵 @ShawnInArizona]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn 👀