Such a simple man

[C3 @C_3C_3]

So…

Billionaires sitting at Trump’s head table for Xi visit: 5

Bernie Sanders outrage posts about it: 4

Billionaires sitting at Obama’s head table for Xi visit: 5

Bernie Sanders outrage posts about it: 0

Bernie Sanders is a grifting fraud.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

> Trump bans CNN from White House
> Fox News pulls out in solidarity with them

We just got rid of the entire mainstream media in one fell swoop 😂 This is glorious

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North https://t.co/hvTn8XFzgQ

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Shout out to my mom for not strangling me to death with an exercise band when I was an infant.

You’re the best, ma!

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

Dark times ahead. I’m preparing my children for a Garfunkel-less America.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

We love to spend countless hours on this app dissecting the minutiae of every political event, and it’s entertaining as hell.

But in the end nothing is that complicated. It’s all just good vs. evil.

Human flourishing is good, killing children is bad.

Frame this stuff however you want but it’s all just God vs. the devil.

Always has been, always will be.

[OutspokenSamantha @Outspoken_Sam]

The next Lindsay Clancy jury needs to be 12 Amish men.

They haven't heard anything about the trial and they'll have the verdict decided before the first witness even sits down and everyone will be home in time for dinner.

Boom.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

The entire packing the Supreme Court thing is based on the assumption that conservative patriots don’t get to win even if they go through the political process.

I decline to accept this paradigm.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

💩

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Love to see women in male dominated fields

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

I can confirm that whenever we sat around the mall food court in our neon parachute after a hard day playing Galaga at the Alladin’s Castle all we could talk about was the Cuban Missile Crisis

[Such a simple man @notthatdav]

@GuntherEagleman Jeez what a moron.

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.”

― P.J. O'Rourke

[Such a simple man @notthatdav]

@CoffeewClassics Fahrenheit 151

[USMC Colonel @usmc_colonel]

When you celebrate killing babies, eventually you celebrate baby killers.

[30MinuteMinistries ✞ @30MinMinistries]

🚨🚨SPOILER ALERT: This whole thing ends with every knee bowing to Jesus, and every tongue confessing his name.

[Sarah☦️ @sarahdactyl123]

Women: “our hormones fluctuate so much that it’s normal to have thoughts of murdering our own children.”

Same women: “if women ruled the world, we’d have world peace.”