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things are happening and i'm reacting

[Scott Raines @scotthraines]

We need to stop measuring intelligence by IQ and measure by how well one can speak in metaphors and parables.

[g @notthatseriousb]

@tebillusassort it’s a strategic tactic in Brooklyn! Happy for them

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@HellsBitchen_ gas station, public park bench, cemetery, hotel hallway

[Paul Bloom @paulbloomatyale]

https://t.co/wJAysis4Od

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

If they tariff passion and persistence of the human spirit I’m in big trouble

[g @notthatseriousb]

everywhere I look it’s the unstoppable force vs the immovable object

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A ship has collided with the Brooklyn bridge today.

[g @notthatseriousb]

@wasperjeed a man’s right!

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fascinating new phenomenon: ppl talking to chatgpt about their personal lives, feeding this obsessive need for validation and low-friction intimacy in a dopamine-fueled reward loop!

[g @notthatseriousb]

I respect the hustle honestly

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

ChatGPT new update will be like "the fact that you're asking me where you should hide the bodies shows that you're a lot more considerate than the average murderer"

[g @notthatseriousb]

ur 20s are about constantly but proudly switching between humiliation and redemption (character development)

[bashu, thanks @bashu_thanks]

if you're running late to something, you should do lateness meditation. Walk calmly instead of running (it won't help). Tell everybody at the event how late you'll be (upper bound). Don't hide it. Tell them the real reason ("I didn't like my outfit", "I was playing factorio")

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human

[g @notthatseriousb]

@solarsystern via carota and Le French Diner (early lunch and early dinner in that order)

[g @notthatseriousb]

@growing_daniel I’ve always been amused by this

[g @notthatseriousb]

@solarsystern I’m always seeing u…

[g @notthatseriousb]

uniquely thrilling to look over a stranger’s shoulder when they’re typing into chatgpt

[g @notthatseriousb]

oh well better luck next time - me at the airport baggage claim when i see someone else take my bag

[g @notthatseriousb]

someone calling the brutalist zionist at village east …there’s no hope

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@HellsBitchen_ sad