CTA

Updates from the best and most reliable transit system in North America (Parody)

[CTA @nottheCTA]

Lol looks like you’re walking

[CTA @nottheCTA]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, all green line trains are free today

[CTA @nottheCTA]

We give you madness every month of the year 🙏🙏🙏

[CTA @nottheCTA]

At least we told you where the train was going 🤷‍♂️

[paige @paige50337283]

dear god what is this @ctaaction

[CTA @nottheCTA]

SVB collapse can’t affect you if you got no budget

[CTA @nottheCTA]

We’re staring a pilot program where instead of showing ETAs, screens will now read “fuck you.” If there’s a train there you’ll see it

[Dan Jakes @DanEJakes]

I guess @cta got tired of looking at everyone's no-trains-arriving pics. Now, whenever trains are indefinitely delayed, they run this fun "well, here's our GOAL" notification instead. No ongoing systemic failure here, folks!

[CTA @nottheCTA]

Why did we ever create the Yellow Line lmao

[CTA @nottheCTA]

Starting tomorrow, green line trains will smell like smoke from 12:00 am to 11:59 pm daily

[CTA @nottheCTA]

[Significant Delays] The pigeons have taken over Clark/Lake. We are working with CPD to regain control of the station