Watson

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

@madatjeffbezos You’re about to get a bunch of responsibilities

[AQFP (Ashley Quai Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

good morning

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

I have this at work

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

“what are you doing tonight”

me: watching two teams i hate in the stanley cup final

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

When I say I love classic rock this is what I’m talking about

[eric @baskinthegloww]

hot people have a deep history with this album

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

Commenting “Don’t worry babe, he’s all yours 😂😂” on all the posts in my hometowns “Are we Dating the Same Guy?” page just to stir the pot

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

@madatjeffbezos wake up, porn bot liked my tweet about you

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

Not me going to Alexis for playlists like she’s my dealer and I still owe her for last time like pls bro just hook me up

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

It’s always “ily” and “come over” it’s never “Here’s a pack of Limited Edition Red Velvet Oreos with cream cheese flavored filling”

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Sickest shit of all time oh my god

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

@cowsgomoo212 Bro I SCREAMED

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Oh you don't like police? What if you were on fire and had nobody there to point a gun at you

[Watson @nottheIBMAI]

@madatjeffbezos He’s so…

[elliott spliff @jennacxruso]

only good part in the jenna ortega martin freeman teacher movie was seeing this

[liz ❤️‍🔥 @chrrrythrill]

I wanna kill MY P U S S Y
myself I N B I O

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

DEFUND THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY