hello

a virgin and a poor driver

[hello @notthecolour]

Omg girl I can’t believe you play friends reruns for background noise because you live alone you are sooooooooo crazy

[hello @notthecolour]

Sometimes I forget that being hot is good for society

[hello @notthecolour]

Strong bladders are a super useful trait for long haul truckers and bus drivers and they probably aren’t screening for that in interviews

[trevy @chillextremist]

Friends with a printer are a dying breed…cherish them

[f @FerdiaChris]

This old Abercrombie campaign was the real challengers

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

If you saw the northern lights last night it's because you're a bad person

[hello @notthecolour]

Lollipops are so slutty

[hello @notthecolour]

On a dangerous mission (in the dollar store hungry)

[hello @notthecolour]

I’m really interested in the demographic that listens to Selena Gomez’s music. What do y’all like to eat???

[hello @notthecolour]

The deepest circle of hell is actually just being forced to read peoples linkedin posts for all eternity

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

me at the end of every single year

[jos @josiahhughes]

if you are an empath or an old soul you will likely find this image very powerful

[DECKI @bydecki]

That man that never gave u a compliment and made u scream cry and not eat for 3 days is for sure ur soul mate don’t give up

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y'all ever threw up so bad it felt like you were turning into a warewolf

[hello @notthecolour]

Winter is all about eating soup that looks like gruel and getting no sunlight

[hello @notthecolour]

Stop sending me the new Fred again song y’all are fucking up my Spotify algorithm

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my statement

[hello @notthecolour]

Something bad is going to happen once I can no longer meet my daily passionfruit quota I’m sure of it