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[Chance (Traits de beautés sans chirurgie) @Chancessomba]

Montoya a renvoyé l’ascenseur à Anita sa réaction est lunaire 😭�

[ً @americanreqiuem]

line delivery of the year

[SwanRonson @notthedroid77]

begging @SmithsonianIMAX to release the Oppenheimer tickets with my entire soul

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Is this mad libs

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

[SwanRonson @notthedroid77]

40 million people live in CA. 10 mil of them live in LA County. Context is important maybe.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Yesterday, CA recorded our single highest day of #COVID19 vaccine administrations yet.

We’ve now administered 5.75 million doses.

[Acyn @Acyn]

My reaction right now

[Sara Warf @SaraBWarf]

Pro tip, if you need to remove all hyperlinks from a document in Word on a Mac, do command + A to highlight the whole thing and then command + 6. Maybe if I tweet this I can stop having to Google it every damn time

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The grown adults whining about Chrissy Teigen's tweets are weird. I'm sorry it's weird. Go bully Ted Cruz. Like...

[SwanRonson @notthedroid77]

@jeffesrom cynical take? cities vote blue, success there doesn’t help them. plus, GOP at least pretend to blame blue states for bungling unemployment/testing/vax on their own. Liability shield backed by GOP donor associations (american truckers assn. etc) who spend big $ on lobbying too.

[SwanRonson @notthedroid77]

@jeffesrom blockade is re: $ for local govt - mainly cities. It was set aside last time b/c they couldn’t agree. Mitch refused to send money to city govt for testing/vax w/o COVID liability protection. Dems correctly refused to oblige. New GOP alt bill has same provision

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Today would be a great day for President Biden and Vice President Harris to #CancelStudentDebt.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

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[Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff]

She forgot to mention they got together while both working on Trump’s family separation policy.

[Geeted Rivalry @ElSangito]

donut friend in highland park LA just fired a bunch of their workers for trying to unionize and I highly suggest not supporting them and making their business suffer even more for it

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

This fund has been setup to raise funds for Ben’s Chili Bowl, Old Ebbitt, The Hamilton, Tortilla Coast, Medium Rare, Taco City and Comet Ping Pong to provide free food through January 31 to staff on the hill & those protecting it. Retweet & pass it on! https://t.co/jdbOBrbr8R

[SwanRonson @notthedroid77]

@chrissyteigen non zip boots + boot hooks go on easier imo! also heel lifts/gel bands to spare your ankles and the backs of ur knees. Stand on stair edges and drop your heels, ride ur bike in them (carefully) etc. good luck :D

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying