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[master @oneeyedteddyy]

"Just block her"
For the love of God, how is she gonna text me when she finally miss me and regret ghosting me?

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

This reaction tells me the English technical team were largely spot on

[ezgo 🇵🇸 @the_other_gomez]

man yall aren’t rly poor lol

[charlie blank @charlieblank_]

how do i enter my unborn children in the “get a sponge bath from erling haaland” contest

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

"Foids have souls"

[filmjoshi @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

Black dudes the second they get a job for the city paying 60k/yr:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Somalian freezes in horror on live TV as she reads "fraud is bad" from a script someone provided

[eigen moomin @eigen_moomin]

in germany if you say a restaurant is just ok they send the gestapo after you

[tamar🦈⁷ | LN1 @siriuslymike]

“lamine do it for ronaldo” lamine would unplug ronaldo’s life support to charge his speaker to play y que fue

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

They got this shit lookin gritty and realistic when a month into the game Nicki Minaj is gonna call in a predator missile on Courage the Cowardly Dog

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Women have been doing this since dating apps first came out btw

[Alyona @askaya]

White people who apologize for the actions of their ancestors to appease people who hate them are the biggest cowards and retards on Earth.

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[xavier ⚰️ @slvtpops_]

i hate this type of homos... just retarded and useless

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Imagine telling Messi back then you’ll be facing this baby in a World Cup final in 20 years😭😭😭 this is genuinely some AOT level writing

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[joe @axijj]

The year is 2013
I’m creating a dick and balls emblem on BO2

The year is 2026
I’m creating a dick and balls emblem on BO2