Damien

Nearing the crest of the hill. Courier. Former EMT. Bears fan. Misanthropic. Charmer. Reader. Metal enjoyer.

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

Ope 👀

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Camp David cut short. Pizzas up. Gay bars down.

It's over, boys.

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@MarioNawfal Hit her with the ol' Spin Cycle

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Someone just called Mitch McConnell “Senator Rigor Tortoise” and I’m not okay…😂

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@NFLonFOX Seeing the Bears at 2 would make me happier if the secondary had tightened up a bit.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

WHAT A CATCH BY ROME 🤯

📺: FOX

[donny warbucks 💸 @johnny_danziel]

in honor of 9/11, my favorite chappelle snippet

[Raven @raven_brah]

“Guilty”

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

“When hold no power, appeal to morality. When hold power, fuck your morality nigga. Do what ever give result”

- Sun Tzu … Maybe.

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@duncantrussell @neiltyson Most surprising guest pull of all time ��

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

😭😅

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@BurnTheShips24 @SohrabAhmari Your summary sounds a lot like here tbh

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

😭

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived

[Pingtr1p @Pingtr1p]

Tucker Carlson gets furious at @TheoVon's unholy behavior. @alppouch

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

90s tv was wild af

[Keri Smith 🌱Deprogrammed @RealKeriSmith]

BREAKING 🚨 The absolute state of Podcastistan.

[Pingtr1p @Pingtr1p]

Some of the darkest weirdest stuff I've ever made lol the original idea was even crazier but never got all the animations I needed to complete the whole idea. Covid was a weird time.

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@samtripoli I'm all aboard the Gigijungjung Wyta Nega train

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

@barstoolsports Reporter shoulda hit 'em with an "Awoooooo" 😅🫡

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

I used to deliver to a bunch of Amish named Stoltzfus. Those are some strong honkeys 😅😅. #UFC330

[Damien @NotTheOmen]

Here you go, @Pingtr1p