Han solo

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This is a thread of my dog sleeping but looking like he was copied and pasted into different spots in our house

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Fairlife chocolate milk

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@evernote @evernotehelps my boyfriend made a chicken nugget that looks like you

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I’m doing the Maine yearly ECE trainings and this graphic is just 🙊💀🥲

[brooke @ladyefron]

Twenty two surely I’m not reading that right

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is how your emails find me

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Rough Tuesday

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I just entered to win an awesome prize from ! https://t.co/97hGvKmakP

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I just entered to win an awesome prize from ! https://t.co/fPSagk24u1

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I found 6 tiny holes in a pair of pants that match up perfectly in two rows and it literally made me want to crawl out of my skin (they’re not even noticeable unless you take a close look 😅)

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@jordyn_carr The thing is, I know the exact smell of each

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Shit just got real… xx I just but my tickets to go to Australia next January

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@NgocSunshineS Oh my god hahahaha I would die on the spot

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@emilybrochu2 She IS so cute though!!!!!!

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Please someone tell me I’m not alone in buying too many books even though I haven’t completed most of the ones I already own 😭

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I’m so annoyed bc how TF do all of my intas post to Facebook automatically now… like I’m tryna be a hoe but not where all the moms I nanny for & my gram can see !!!!

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Send boyf n°°ds while he’s out, then get ice cream by myself = gr8 Friday night

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@emilybrochu2 “Betty I won’t make assumptions about why you didn’t know your new lawn mower arrived, but I think it’s cause of me”

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I want to have children ASAP just so I can have a reason to stockpile jelly-cats and hazel village animals