Tony Weisback

I made a deal with Satan, I traded my common sense for the ability to read a circuit book. I think I did pretty well.

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

@MarcFennell The most important question asked on social media this year.

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

Once he takes that ridiculous tracksuit off, @Steviejohnson20 will be presenting Mastermind Australia tonight after this sub Paris performance.

[GWS GIANTS @GWSGIANTS]

.@steviejohnson20 knows both clubs very well so put Toby Greene and Tom Papley to the test in the ultimate Sydey Derby Quiz 🤣🤣

[Trent Cotchin @tcotchin9]

Incredible effort Noah!!! Well done mate 👏🏻🙌🏻

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

It's not only in play, it wins by a street.

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

Funniest car? Nissan Cube is for sure in play

[Dane Swan @swandane]

Why are people calling em Karen’s and not fuckwits

[☮️💧 Sleeping Giants Oz 📣 @slpng_giants_oz]

Lets talk about an example of women's sport on tele

Women's Basketball WAS shown FREE on ABC but was cut because of funding cuts.

Fox Sports picked it up after getting a $30m gift from the government.

The potential audience was immediately cut by 75%

#Auspol #Auspolisocorupt

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government https://t.co/MISKLDoLUq

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

I'll go back to one camera and no scoreboard if it means I don't have to listen to BT. #AFLDonsDogs

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

@yumichild The treatment of Adam Goodes in 2015.

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

@1116sen They'd be 9 year olds that get in the car and have a proper whinge about that free they gave away at Robbo Oval because of the ridiculous ruck nomination rule.

[Catherine (Rollison) Williams @catrollison]

Daniel Andrews - “stay home, get tested, we can beat this thing!”
Gladys Berejiklian - “go to work, play the pokies, get sick, try not to die, economyyyyyyy!!!!!!”

[The Lindsay McDowens Board Of Peace @doctormcdougall]

Wiradjuri & Kamilaroi legend Stan Grant presents "I Can't Breathe" on @4Corners tonight. Have a listen to Stan talk about growing up Black in Australia, what the BLM rallies mean to Indigenous people here, and the whiteness of Australian media vs the US: https://t.co/ihzp4zjbBN

[Bo Jackson @BoJackson]

Sometimes I still do this when grilling in the backyard

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

Couldn't watch the footy at home to save the entire country knowing you're an unfeeling cunt?

[Kane Williamson @NotNossy]

We stood in a field for 8 hours while someone counted our numbers but we had the same number so we had another go but we still had the same number so they opened the number book and picked an arbitrary number so we could stop standing in a field

[Julian Burnside @JulianBurnside]

The imprisonment of this family, on Christmas Island - at vast public cost - is a national outrage

[Kiera 🦋 @KieraGorden]

Hey @RupertMurdoch, wondering why in all the photos #NewsCorp has published with #GhislaineMaxwell and public figures like Bill Clinton, Elon Musk and Prince Andrew, you somehow missed this one.

Odd. #Epstein

[Tony Weisback @nottherealwiz]

@JPSrocks Here's your new hero. You're welcome.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Still not sure how he pulled this off 🤯

(via @BBCSport)