notthetonic

pretty toes & expensive taste 🎀
good boys spoil. time wasters get ignored.
good behavior gets my attention ☕️👇

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Catching you staring while you’re sitting next to your wife and making absolutely no effort to help you recover.

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@stefaniek26 Hi 👸🏼

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@Stellaa_Jade Yup! A few of those reached out to me 🤮 wall of shame!

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someone made sure I was very well taken care of last night #hotwife

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Away from my husband and curious who thinks they could take care of me properly #hotwife

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I like my money spent and standards unreasonable.

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@goddess_pet I mean you don’t have to look too hard

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Every man wearing crocs owes me a nuisance fee of $50 https://t.co/Us1uh7NZ78

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Stuck at the airport. Someone make it better 💵

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Full send 💸

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@thefindomguy1 Just avoiding responsibilities 👼🏼

[𝒈𝒊𝒂 @lovingfemmes]

When someone opens up to me and they think it's my turn now

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I could have worn sneakers ✈️

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The ones asking where to send it are never as interesting as the ones who quietly figure it out 💰

[₊˚⊹♡ 𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚗 ♡⊹˚₊ @acheforautumn]

lurkers tryna play it cool after getting caught

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Making you wait all day for something I already decided you’re getting tonight

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maintaining my very demanding pool schedule

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“Good girl” dear god 🥵

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho