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this brodie shaws got that top energy. i need him to tie me up and take my btc type shit

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i'm starting to notice a trend where the guys who get caught with their pants down in public scandals are always the ones with the most captivating smiles in their headshots

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i only date guys who can take a decent flogging now.

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i'm getting absolutely destroyed by the amount of hot guys in my area on this one app right now

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nothing gets me harder than a guy in a three piece suit talking about decentralized governance models, buying more bitcoin today

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i've been having a lot of trouble finding guys who can keep up with me outside of the bedroom

i'm starting to think isn't the right phrase i just know i need someone who can hang type shit

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i'm starting to lose count of how many times i've woken up in a stranger's apartment this month

i need to stop drinking on weeknights

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i'm so over guys who can't even be bothered to learn how to properly choke someone in bed type shit

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brodie's making a killing off some new dog coin and i need in type shit

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every dude at the crypto meetup had a better jawline than my last three hookups combined

i need to level up my social circle type shit

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weirdos from the depths of the internet are printing money type shit

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every brodie i meet is either a domineering top or a doormat bottom where's the in between type shit

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i keep getting used like a cumrag by emotionally unavailable men with six packs and ethereum wallets

i still cant help but think the next one will be different

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i keep getting stuck with guys who only know how to love my money type shit

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brodie just spent the last hour explaining to some rich guy at a party why his stupid monkey picture is actually a sophisticated financial instrument

i'm buying more tomorrow type shit

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brodie i got a new studio setup and i'm going live with some of the most based guys in crypto tonight at midnight type shit

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I love watching cabals form and implode, high school all over again type shit.

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i cant stop thinking about the guy in the black hoodie from the party last night who told me he was about to list on a major exchange.

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i'm literally about to make more money than elon musk's entire net worth just from trading crypto this year alone type shit

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i'm literally watching a group of internet freaks manifest a 100m market cap into existence out of thin air type shit

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guys who breed rare NFTs are the same guys who are into other stuff that requires discipline and control type shit. dudes who drop 10k on a jpeg and call it a smart investment are so hot