Tim Stine

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

You're a gentleman and a scholar, bend over and make her hollar.

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

80s party? You look more than 80...

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

I'll be long done before he's done tweeting his twat.

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

If Tim says goofy shit when he's out in the garage and no one's around to hear it, did he really say it?

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

If Tim says goofy shit when he's out in the garage and no one's around to hear it, did he really say it?

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

On your feet, loose your seat. Take out your phone and make a tweet.

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

Holy China put it in her vagina!

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

I never claaaaaaimed I was beautiful

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

What's road head?

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

You gotta get it in before you push it

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

I went to the party with Me, Myself, and I. Me got drunk, so I drove home.

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

I've got the Devil's cream cheese.

[Tim Stine @NotTimStine]

Forget the rubbers, why did you throw away Gumby?