abbie 🤎

Like Nicki Minaj said “bad bitches like me are hard to come by” (I’m actually a rule follower & super nice) she/her

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

*classroom in 2036*
Teacher: We have some new students 😊 tell us your names pls

Students: Ozzy and Addy

Teacher: Beautiful…what’s that short for

Students: Ozempic and Adderall

Teacher: Purr ok go take a seat next to young sheldon over there

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

i wanna party with king julian so fucking bad

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[helena ‎ᯓ⋆.𐙚˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ @glo0mybrat]

this is what i look like i hope u dont mind

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Grimace has been humanely euthanized

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

me looking at my boyfriend after he elbowed my head in his sleep

[tya! @tyalana03]

me in the corner while he’s out w his friends

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Day 13, they still haven't noticed me

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

me ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing into it..

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[T 🌙 @tieyoo]

Me if I was Alice

[mattie @draculasflesh]

when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

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[briannamoroll ☁︎ @BlossomyBri]

mentally i’m here