Not A Typical Mom

A new moms crusade against all things mommy.
Wine and sarcasm necessary.

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

The perfect date: playgrounds, coffee, and wine.
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[Danielle Herzog @dherzogauthor]

The 2 yr old son just yelled to me that he wants more water. Seems being parched gives you the right to scream bloody murder & get served.

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

I really hate socks. #newmomproblems
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

How important is grass? #nycwithkids #concretejungle
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

@mybabyisorganic Thank you! Your website is beautiful - a one stop shop! love your selection of truly organic products!

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

It's weird. At 6pm I'm at peak energy but they look like prisoners of war.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Ok I'm going. Fine. Goodnight. See you in an hour.

[Jackie Gillard @JackieLGillard]

BEST quote of the night! RT @HuffPostStyle Madonna was the "Quaker Oats Guy" at the #Grammys
http://t.co/b4q2cjanHx

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

I hate January. #needavacation
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

Resolutions... mine is not to burn down the apartment.
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

New Years resolution is to cut back on sugar. Wait, that also includes wine? #fail

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

My New Years resolution is to learn how to cook. I just started a fire in the microwave trying to cook my son a pizza. #notgoingwell

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

I'm afraid I've turned into Clark Griswald
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[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I wish I loved anything as much as my middle-aged Facebook friends love their 5K races.

[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

What a mom is really thankful for...
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

My Child thinks He's a Dog
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

Two Kids vs. One? Let the eye rolls begin...
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[Not A Typical Mom @nottypicalmom]

Lil Johnny is obsessed with the Car Insurance commercial with giant babies. Thinking about recording it and putting on repeat. #babysitter

[listology @MakesTheMostOf]

@nottypicalmom thanks for the follow. And more so, for the hilarious tweeting you do.