uncle andy 🔪

severe gambling addict giving away free picks, unwanted takes, & falcons cope.

pikkit - @uncleandy

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

It’s bad when Jason Kelce is trying harder to look cool than Pat McCafee. SMH.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @stoolgambling @ConnorMook_ @Philly_Mays @nickysmokess @Katiemoneygrabz @DannyJConrad @EddieBarstool Max looks like a McDonald’s bag in that jacket

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@stoolpresidente Might be a grade 2 of football honestly. It’ll be another 3-4 weeks before we get back to grade 1.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@hannahcmontoya Prove it

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

LMFAOOOOOOO BEARS HOW TF YALL LET THAT HAPPEN?

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@Philly_Mays honest question, why the fuck are y’all passing on second and 1?

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Sorry Bears fans….

As a Georgia Bulldogs fan, I’ve seen this script before. Jalen Hurts about to fuck y’all up. Y’all done pissed him off.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Tough

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Andy Dalton this season:

0-1
1 INT

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Yo, nahhh they killing this man Drake

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

In his first NFL game back in over 1,000 days, Case Keenum already has as many touchdown passes as Drake Maye this season 😯

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Wtf is this NFL mom shit talkin bout pissing themselves?! I mean, cmon bro.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@Blutman27 Stop it Blutman

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@BarstoolBigCat How’s Maxx handling the first half?

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Eagles secondary = 🚮

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@barstoolsports @VivaLaStool Never drinking again face

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Keenum on a god damn heater bud

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@VampKingX Nah Eagles -2.5 still. Momentum gonna swing back.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Jalen Hurts in the tent saying “wtf am I doing in here” and Interception Andy does his thing. Gotta be rigged, am I right?

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Hurts bout to come back in demon mode.

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

@pikkitsports play of the day
CASHED ✅

SNF PROP ALSO CASHES. 💰💰

Timeline plays go 4-1 today. 👀

Don��t sleep on me. 😈

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

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#SNF #Gambling𝕏 #PlayOfTheDay

[uncle andy 🔪 @notuncleandy]

Falcons divisional winners loading.

[Novig @Novig]

The NFC South is off to a BRUTAL start.

Worst combined division records through Week 3:
1984 AFC Central - 2-10
2020 NFC East - 2-9-1
2026 NFC South - 3-9

Tied for the 3rd-worst start by a division in NFL history.