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it's just X nothing serious. |

[Tessa @Tessy1284]

Burna boy don already tell us say Dangote still dey find money soon our eye go clear

[Layo🤍 @layo_02]

Me Going to the next Dangote Shareholders Meeting 😌

[SIMBALAMASIMBA @notvalidt]

@layo_02 You fast👊🏾

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@layo_02 Fb

[DUN @dunkaruma]

Nobody is coming to do the work for you. Get up and handle your business

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@mwizikhafila @mambethimself What if ni relatives?🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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iOS 27 & macOS 27: “Why use Wi-Fi when we can just use the iPhone as Ethernet?” 😂
Apple really keeps sneaking in these little features.

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Stockholm syndrome is serious 🧐🚷

[1Gad🇯🇲 @Warr___en]

Na Ka wewe umwaga mate kwa pillow uki lala jua ilikua kidogo ukue na disability 😂😂😂

[SIMBALAMASIMBA @notvalidt]

Phone companies: “We’re giving you more storage!”
Also phone companies: “But only if you give us more money.” 😭😂

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@AzimOscar You cannot shame the shameless💀

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Gotta give it to the new iOS, it’s really trying its best to keep my phone charged 😂🔋👏

[fantasy 🤍🧚 @Fefe_doll]

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@Tessy1284 Original adult content

[A.Maina.W 🇰🇪 @aaren_10]

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[ᏇᎥᏝᏝᎩ @_WilliePabloh]

Watu wanapenda ngwati sana. Hii post iko na more than 500K impressions but below it ni ya development with only 7K impressions 😂😂

[. @its_mubah]

Apple Tv now works in Tz, Oh my days

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If I tell you that the CIA is funding PORN in Tanzania, your eyes might fall out of your head, but that is exactly what is happening, and if you understand the logic behind it, it makes perfect sense

This lady called Rachel Dangwa is a literal Tanzanian porn actress. An OnlyFans girl who receives Ford Foundation money via the #1 Ford Foundation baby in East Africa, Maria Sarungi (the one who is always at the scene of every crime in the region).

You might not think a porn actress holds political influence but she was literally involved in the October 29 regime change attempt last year, as Maria Sarungi herself testifies. As long as you have an audience that pays attention to you for whatever reason - whether you sing, or you dance, or you act, or you hit or throw a ball, or you show your vagina on the internet - you are potentially useful, and if you agree, you can be used as a tool of US foreign policy in your country.

As I've spent years trying to explain on this website, it is never "just entertainment" or "not that deep." It is PROGRAMMING. And if you accept that the US government has its hands all over the US entertainment and culture industry and you get why, what makes you think it would leave yours alone?

Whenever everyone wakes up sha...

[Thuto Donito Pae @RealBlackJaguar]

@erigganewmoney Its civil war with the avengers now Drake is there,Ross is there Wayne is retired, Nicki minaj is married ,August alsina is blacklisted, Future is Future...we dont know where is French Montana

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@shaks_prince @IamGabby_01 Nimecheka sana asee🤣