Sundar pitai

professional hater | not a journalist

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

I once met nikhil kamath in a third wave and he asked me if I smoked cigs before or after breakfast. It was weird.

[girl in red @bakedcook1e]

upma genuinely top 1 worst breakfast ever

[itskaveri @itskaveriirl]

Honestly it’s valid to reject a plan solely because it involves crossing Marathalli Bridge

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@direstrainedtea @prnvng ...

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@prnvng @direstrainedtea It was just a weekend project, don't worry about it

[alecks @aschestnutsfall]

The cigarettes I smoke are made from Love so they’ll never hurt me

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@direstrainedtea @broplissss *cough* im neither *cough*

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

Yeah this really hurts the economics of a small business like McDonald's. Cocksucker get a life.

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

Low cunning dehatis think they have pulled of a Bernie Madoff level trick by stealing ceramic mug from Mcdonalds

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@prnvng Thanks for the shoutout babygurl

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@direstrainedtea I'm nothing but if not for my #dedication

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

People just be saying utter shit to seem enlightened

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

Beer and alcohol taste terrible; Indians only pretend to like them since Westerners drink them without knowing their cold weather conditions.

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@rollondeeznuts Cocaine

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@calibluvr BAN ALL KIDS

[The Reasonable Man @slime_machine]

would like to start a national dialogue about coleslaw, undisputed WOAT, have never met anyone who will stand up for it, interested in phasing it out permanently

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@naomisosexyy I miss you too 💕

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

Smoking on that shit that made bhagath sing

[Sundar pitai @notvaruna]

@prnvng @naomisosexyy Anything for you bbg @prnvng 💕