vicot

average software engineer

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estou pedindo demais aparentemente

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eu quero meu diplomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk todo mês tem uma nova e hoje resolveram BRIGAR na thread de graduação slc

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ano vai, ano vem e o aluno médio do dcomp ainda não sabe responder email

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toma gap

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depois de 3 anos enrolando (literalmente), amanhã ou eu me formo ou eu não formo nunca mais

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quando foi q normalizaram pagar 25 conto numa FATIA de torta mesmo? pqp

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@zimaluco to fechando o ato 3
a b s o l u t e c i n e m a

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https://t.co/VU3gnwTChm

absolute cinema

[Seguindo nossas cadelinhas! @SeguindoCadelas]

Que anime maravilhoso
-😘

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save your razeblades now, not yet

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

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dito isso, comprei buds 3 pro e recomendo mt, q fone bom

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black fraca da pé, só foi boa pra comprar ps5 pq de resto.....

[Otakus Brasil 🍥 @_OtakusBR]

🚨 Após 11 anos de publicação, a Light Novel "Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken" (TenSura), de Fuse e Mitz Vah chegou ao fim.

A Light Novel de TenSura termina com 23 volumes no total.

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queria tanto uma mesa, sofá, rack, buffet

mas 0 promoção disso e 500 conto de frete no minimo

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@letxicinha2 do canso

[LCK @LCK]

🔊 Listen in to the moment the @T1LoL 3-PEAT was COMPLETED!

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@xxraava nao eh possivel