Not Walken

I'm clearly. Not. Christopher Walken. I don't know. What you're. Talking about. Wowie. Wow. Wow. #cowbell

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Based on that whole ensemble… the hardest blow @LoganPaul’s gonna land… is the slam poem he is going to write after he gets knocked out

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

too much fun 😂

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Do you think that when the hulk… wants to get angry enough to turn into the hulk… he thinks about trying to fold a fitted sheet… cuz thats what I would do

[Not Walken @notwalken]

i often think about which came first, suspenders or belts... that other guy had a lotta balls... whoever came second... after we already solved our pants problems

[Not Walken @notwalken]

i miss Cookie Crisp.... any day that you started with Cookie Crisp... that was a good day

[Not Walken @notwalken]

cats... get me

[Not Walken @notwalken]

@Spike_Spiegel_x hey... i see what you did.. there nice job

[Not Walken @notwalken]

i don’t like traffic signs... traffic signs are... like punctuation but in the real world

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Wow @Beyonce's #Lemonade was a lot different that I thought it was going to be but I understand the hype 4 stars

[Not Walken @notwalken]

MRW I find out that @realDonaldTrump is still leading in the polls https://t.co/mKuKSX1va1

[Not Walken @notwalken]

#HappyFathersDay #Wow

[The Pixel Factor @ThePixelFactor]

Not Christopher Walken #DescribeYourselfIn3Words

[Not Walken @notwalken]

When the wife turns on #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians--->

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Just so we're all on the same page--->

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Sometimes...when I'm in a #flotation tank...I'll drop a quick deuce. Then just stay in there reflect...as my #turd circles around me. #Wow 💩

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Not here's Christopher Tweetin'

[Not Walken @notwalken]

What's an emoji?

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Enough...of this #snow bullshit.

[Not Walken @notwalken]

Nothing says #StPatricksDay...like an ice cold #Guinness...after bludgeoning a #leprechaun...to his green little death #HappyStPatricksDay!!

[Not Walken @notwalken]

A lil' champagne...some ink on ur arm...a gold wrist watch up ur ass...now that's what I call...a perfect first date

[Not Walken @notwalken]

I just can't...hold it back...any more https://t.co/LTTNWYQK70 #cowbell #christopherwalken #SNL #lol