Not Wayne Bennett

I'm not the 7 time premiership-winning coach Wayne Bennett. Some say I look like Clint Eastwood. You blokes can write what you want.

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@simpleu Should be firing blokes?

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No holidays this year. Training’s on

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Right

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@SSFCRABBITOHS “So they’re getting Wayne a BBQ?”

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@Simon0277 @dodgers_0 @aussiechic81 @9_Moley We have these stats blokes now who call themselves Doctors. I gave them all 500 pushups

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Are these the blokes that said I signed with Parra? https://t.co/3vYzR4NEu9

@TheParraEels

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@FOXNRL Did someone say BBQ Clause?

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@JoelGould6 @dolphinsnrl @AAPSport Did someone say BBQ Clause?

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@SSFCRABBITOHS Have you blokes got a BBQ for me this time?

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@FOXNRL I’ll need an assistant though

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@Faize_01 @FOXNRL @kayosports Alright

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@Faize_01 @FOXNRL @kayosports Thanks

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@Faize_01 @FOXNRL @kayosports Where would I live?

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I might just stick to the telling of blokes how to play footy

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@AndrewMStarkey Blokes don’t have to look interested to play good footy

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Training’s on

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@historyinmemes Training would still be at 4am

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That time of year again. Where blokes do something dumb and get fired.

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Bought a bench yesterday. Whichever bloke made this gets to sit on it in Round 1.

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The facts of footy.

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@simpleu Yeah those blokes

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Some bloke told me about this in Sydney. They sit in chairs and talk about stuff then act it out. I’ve fired players for less. I won’t go but you might.