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procrastinator. ambitious. lazy. hard worker. contradictarian. monkey... no wait, gorilla!

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I'd pay to see a Ghandi hologram covering "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog

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@TheLeadCNN @jaketapper You loser assholes keep saying “independent agency” as if that’s a thing.

Also, reminder that Jake Tapper is a propagandist

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@ClownWorld Honestly, the real question here is why do you give the slightest fuck what she thinks?

Other than trying to boost your own profile, I mean.

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@ABloch70249 @ABC I had a stroke trying to read this shit

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@brian_callaci This is utter bullshit, bro.

We refer to them as Europoors

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@MugglestoneIan @wokeandwoofing To OP’s little schtick? Yes, definitely first time. I fell for it. Clearly I’m the dumbass.

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@onesickvette @pubity What is so magical about Musk’s money? You’re replying to a post about some broad giving away 26B of her ex husband’s money… and yet cancer wasn’t cured. Why would Musk’s 1B cure it but her 26B didn’t?

Oh wait, I know why. Because you’re a fucking clown.

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@BetterNoise @nothingmorerock These fuckers just keep knocking it outta the park with every album. Can’t wait to hear their new shit. Thanks for the emotions, guys!

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@chrisgospel77 @cbrennansports Yes, we’re the slow ones you illiterate fucking clown

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@relmz32 @krbaylor618 @NeverForget56 @DrunkRepub In technical terms, yes.

In practical terms, no… of course not

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@Hse636319 @RpsAgainstTrump No, dipshit. It ain’t that deep. The foreigners want free shit.

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@BasedMikeLee If only we could find a congress critter willing to do more than tweet about it

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@KTVU

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@AliceFromQueens @st_louis_stan You fucking dumbshit. Fear not, nobody will EVER call on you for “expertise”

https://t.co/u1i6oLEK6d

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@mehdirhasan

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@gov_fails lol I was not aware they were being taken serious prior to this dipshit.

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@MarkJCarney I wonder how much longer we’re going to allow you dipshits to be a country? Get your fucking shit together. You’ve already lost your status as America’s hat. Now you’re just our retarded step-cousins

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@MuslimsMatters Your prophet was a pedo. Go fuck yourself.

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@SenRandPaul Then fucking challenge it, asshole. Do more than tweet.

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@saegerart @anniekarni Spot on!